Issue #18 February 23, 2001
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What's New
If you happen to be in either of these areas at any of these times, Be will present at these upcoming events. Stop by and say hey.
Intel Developer Forum
February 26 - March 1, 2001
San Jose, CA
CeBIT
Deutsche Messe
Hannover Germany
March 22-28, 2001
Be's location: Hall 9 Booth A42
In the first successful test of a new method of dealing with weakened veins, doctors at the Toledo Hospital's Jobst Vascular Center in the United States recently performed a new procedure that replaced a weakened vein valve in a man's right leg with the jugular vein of what animal?
The Hidden Question
The last hidden question was, "What country remains the world's top tourist destination, with 75 million visitors from other countries in 2000?" Many of you believed it was the U.S., and some believed it was Australia. But alas, the answer is -- France! About 60 people answered correctly, and here are the fortunate five who won glamorous yet durable Be T-shirts:
David Durand -- France
Mark Reader -- Minnesota
Rob Wilson -- Canada
Kenneth Sarmaat -- The Netherlands
Steve Ballantyne -- United States
The Hidden Question Rules: Somewhere in the newsletter there will be a hidden
trivia question. If you've registered your copy of BeOS 5, send an e-mail to
hidden@be.com with the correct answer (don't forget to include your name and
address!) and you will be entered into a drawing to win some nifty BeOS swag.
Plus your name will be announced in the next newsletter as one of the Big Winners.
That is all.
Spell-check That BeMail
In BeOS 5, BeMail grew some new features, including the ability to spell-check your
messages as you go. While typing a message, click Alt and ; (alt semicolon). All
potentially misspelled words will turn red. To find alternative spellings, just right-click
the red word. If you don't find the alternate you're looking for, select Add.
Yu'l nevr mispel an e-mayl evr agin!
Check it Out
Amazon has slashed the prices of BeOS-related books, including a most excellent
price for "The BeOS Bible," priced at $27.99 USD. In case you're interested, they
also have at least two Be programming books at dirt cheap prices.
"Programming
the Be Operating System" is available for only $10.48 USD and "Be Advanced
Topics"
is just $11.98 USD. Warning: Because these programming books are out of date
these days, you may encounter source code that it does not compile anymore. But
they still can be a great help to you BeOS programming beginners, and it's such a
fabulous bargain.
A few years ago I worked at Disney World in Characters. What this means is, I was Pluto, Miss Piggy, Rafiki from The Lion King and a Green Army Man from Toy Story (please don't tell your kids this). I did this for about six months until I got too tired, the weather got too hot, and I stopped liking people. Then I moved on.
I recently found some writing I did during my stint in Characters:
The following are direct quotes from kids (some grown-up kids, too) talking to me as I was being different characters. They are the highlights of my days, and the reason I keep coming back to this job that pays me $6.30 an hour:
A four-year-old girl to me as Pluto: "I love you, Pluto. What's your number?"
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A woman carries a toddler up to me as Miss Piggy. They take a picture. The woman says to the baby, "Amber, give Miss Piggy sugar." The baby kisses Miss Piggy on the cheek.
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Green Army Man stories:
A four-year-old girl with long red curly hair looks up at me with her hands on her hips and asks, "Are you the green army man from Toy Story?" I nod.
She says, "I have that movie." I gives her a thumbs up. Her parents tell her to pose for a picture and get an autograph; everyone is yelling at her at the same time. Over the chatter, the girl looks up at me and says with a straight face, "Well, I just think you look wonderful."
Later, she appears again about twenty feet away wearing a new princess hat. She waves at me to get my attention. "Hey! Hey! It's me!" she yells. I wave to her. She solemnly puts her hands up and touches the new princess hat. "What do you think of the hat?"
I give her another thumbs up. Great hat.
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I'm sitting on a bench as a Green Army Man, completely still with my arm on the back of the bench. A man in his forties comes over to take a picture with me. He sits down, reaches over and squeezes my thigh.
The man, still not realizing I am not a statue, says, "Ooooh, he's soft." I place my right hand on his shoulder. The man hoots, leaps up and sprints fifty feet away. His family and I laugh at him for awhile until he finally comes back over and poses for a picture. Under his breath he mutters, "I'm glad I didn't grab anything else!"
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It's hard to describe, but in one picture a kid came up to me as a Green Army Man and actually stuck one of his arms up between my legs, resting his hand on my butt. Usually, if kids put their arms around me, it's around my thigh or sometimes they just have their little hand on my butt because, well, that's where their hand is. This kid just went right for the crotch. Under and up. His mom took the picture as I gasped and then shook with laughter inside my costume.
If I have a hand behind my back, some kids will hold the hand behind my back while I have my other arm around them. Of course it doesn't show in the photo, but they are holding hands with Green Army Man. It's so cute it knocks the wind out of me.
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A father to his son as he prepares to take his picture with me as a Green Army Man: "Michael, get your finger out of your butt. Thank you."
Click.
Credits & Legal Stuff
Editor, Writer, Sticker Shocked: Wendy Hall
Copyeditor, pH Balanced: Mike Popovic
To answer that hidden question, send e-mail to hidden@be.com
To write to Wendy, send e-mail to wendy@be.com
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