Issue #16 January 26, 2001
Made in the U.S.A.
What's New
Some think Gobe Software is out of their minds,
but they're having a sweet sale
right now. Productive is a mere $49.95 ($30 off!), or you can get Productive and
BeOS R5 Pro bundled for $59.95, which is totally cheap -- over $85 off their
regular price. This is a limited time offer, so if you've been chewing your
nails trying to decide whether to get BeOS R5 Pro, now's the time to
do it.
The Hidden Question
The last hidden question was, "This person recently resigned as prime minister
of Israel, thus throwing the Israeli political landscape into (even more)
turmoil." The answer is Ehud Barak, that wascally wabbit. About 35 people
answered correctly (don't forget to include your address!), and here are the
fabulous five who won Be CD cases:
Daniel Usmar -- United Kingdom
Noel Abela -- Malta
Brian Chaney -- Maryland
Ignasio Torres Masdeu -- Spain
Tipton Cherico -- Texas
The Hidden Question Rules: Somewhere in the newsletter there will be a hidden
trivia question. If you've registered your copy of BeOS 5, send an e-mail to
hidden@be.com with the correct answer (and your name and address, please) and
you will be entered into a drawing to win some nifty BeOS swag. PLUS your
name will be announced in the next newsletter as one of the Big Winners.
That is all.
Arranging Title Tabs
By default, the title tabs on all BeOS windows appear flush left. But what you
may not have known is that you can move those suckers around. All you have to do
is press Shift and then with your mouse scoot the title tab left and right as
you please. Arrange a bunch of windows on your desktop like manila folders and
toggle quickly between them. Go you!
Check it Out
On BeNews you can find a myriad of
BeOS backgrounds for
your computer, made by fans and employees of Be. What is the name of the
dinosaur that was recently found in Madagascar (hint: the dinosaur was named
after a Dire Straits band member)? As I told you how to change your backgrounds
in BUN 13,
you're all set to pick a nifty BeOS
background for yourself. Now git.
Movie Review
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
Directed by Ang Lee, Starring Chow Yun-Fat, Michelle Yeoh, Zhang Ziy
This movie KICKED ASS. I had heard such good things about it, and I like the
martial arts thing well enough, that I went to see it with a group of friends
Saturday night. We got lost on the way to the theater and then Mark HAD to get
popcorn and a soda before we went in, so I did miss the first few minutes, which
really got me peeved. I REALLY hate missing the beginning of a movie. But
luckily I was able to catch up with the plot so I didn't have to stay mad --
only irritated at the rustling of hands in popcorn.
The plot is that there's this sword, called the Green Destiny, that this guy Li
Mu Bai (Chow Yun-Fat), a famous swordsman, wants to give away. He's all bummed
on the whole lifestyle of the warrior and medidating was taking him to bad
places and well, he just wants to give old Green Destiny to someone who'd
appreciate it. He decides to give it to a respected leader, Sir Te. He asks his
old pal Yu Shu Lien (Michelle Yeoh), a fellow warrior and the gal he's been
crushing on for years, to take it to Sir Te. She accepts.
When Shu Lien gets to Sir Te's she delivers the Green Destiny and meets the
young Jen (Zhang Ziyi), the cute and saucy daughter of a local official
governor-type guy. We know she's saucy because she can't stop talking about how
cool it would be to be a warrior like Shu Lien, and how it'd be so much cooler
than getting married and being a wife. Shu Lien smiles politely and tries to
steer her back to the idea that marrying some prominent dude's son is a really
good thing and that being a warrior isn't all that. Jen is unconvinced.
That night the Green Destiny is stolen by a slim figure dressed in black with a
black cloth over the bottom of their face, but the eyes look very much like
Jen's, and you can tell Shu Lien is thinking the same thing as she battles the
thief for the return of the sword. The fight scene is totally amazing, and what
makes it unlike any former fencing scene is that the warriors fly -- yes, fly --
as they chase each other over rooftops and scale building walls. Shu Lien, who
is no spring chicken in the woman warrior department, is an amazing fencer, and
she holds her own with the clearly expertly trained mystery thief.
Anyhoo, the thief gets away and the next day Li Mu Bai shows up to help find his
old sword. He's thinking the notorious thief and killer Jade Fox (another chick)
is behind the theft and since she also killed his master years ago, he's hot to
catch her and get some justice.
So then it gets a little confusing because who the hell is Jade Fox, and how did
this little Jen girl learn these crafty moves well enough that she could steal
the Green Destiny under the eyes of security men and a great warrior like Shu?
You find all that out soon enough, but you also get the flashbacks into Jen's
life that explain a bit more about who she is and where she's coming from:
Jen is traveling through the desert with her mum in a carriage surrounded by
their servants and whatnot when Lo (Chang Chen), a bad-ass hottie, and his gang
come along and rob them. During the robbery Lo winks at Jen and yoinks an ivory
comb out of her hand. She immediately gets mad and hops on a horse after him.
Unrelenting, she chases him, throwing stuff at him on his horse, insisting he
give her back her comb. He gets away and she continues after him until she
catches up with the whole gang who is rifling through her belongings. Just as
they're about to attack her, Lo shows up and says, "She's mine!" and takes off
again with Jen in pursuit.
She ends up totally lost in the desert, of course, and they end up back at Lo's
place in some cave. It takes days of Lo being nice to Jen before she kind of
starts to trust him. But she's still mad about the comb and during another romp
trying to get it back -- you guessed it -- they start smooching. And thus a
romance begins.
Eventually Jen's father sends out guys looking for her in the desert and she
tells Lo to hold on to her ivory comb, keep it safe, and come get her when she
can. He promises he will.
Zhang Ziy, who plays Jen, is just so adorable and likeable, especially
considering what she's supposed to be in her society, and how she totally bucks
it and does her own thing, like chasing a thief far into the desert for an ivory
comb her mother gave her. Her chutzpah is comical, but also very endearing. You
can understand why a guy like Lo would fall for her.
Unfortunately when Lo comes to get her she's all mired in this Green Destiny
business (there's a search on for the thief, while Shu is gently prodding Jen in
a non-direct manner to give back the sword and not disgrace her family). Jen
sends him off in tears.
They get to the Jade Fox business and of course there are fight scenes aplenty,
with a surprising number of them involving really good fighting women. They are
beautifully choreographed and because I am a weenie I sincerely cringed through
them. One amazing scene takes place in the trees, and it is so beautiful it
feels like you are dreaming as you watch it.
Jen is going back and forth with the Green Destiny, giving it back and taking it
again, angry at the world and torn between two people who want to be her
masters. Meanwhile, you are rooting for Shu Lien and Li Mu Bai to get it
together and admit they've had the hots for each other for years and get it on,
but it doesn't seem likely that it's going to happen. I won't ruin the ending
telling you either way, but I will say that I wish there had been a bit more
focus on the tale these two had to tell. Sure, Jen and Lo were a good love
story, too, but I think they could have fit a more satisfying story of Shu and
Li in there as well. Oh, well, you can't have it all.
The ending is left up to interpretation, but I probably picked the simplest
explanation and was happy enough with it. Mostly, the ending was really
beautiful and touching and well, that's pretty much how I feel about the whole
movie.
Credits & Legal Stuff
Editor, Writer, Going eCrazy: Wendy Hall
Copyeditor, Mildly Amused: Mike Popovic
To answer that hidden question, send e-mail to hidden@be.com
To write to Wendy, send e-mail to wendy@be.com
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Where's the rest of that dress, young lady?